Metro Incident #18

I always feel awkward and get confused whenever a girl smiles at me ...
Kyuki samajh hi nhi aata ki "hass ke dekh rhi hai" ya "dekh ke hass rhi hai" !!

Metro Incident #17

That awkward moment when a Bengali passenger mistakes you to be a Bengali too and starts blabbering 'God knows what .. ' in his native language.

Gosh , I was only able to say " Shotti , dada !! "

Metro Incident #15

Outcomes of heart-breaks :: A boy just asked me "Ye kaun sa metro station hai ? "

The poor guy was so lost he couldn't even figure out where he is !!!
:(

Metro Incident #16

The best way to strike a conversation with a stranger in Metro - " .. garmi bahut badh gyi hai , hai na ?? "
Seriously, I have tried this many times, it always works .

Metro Incident #14

Common dialogues of Metro travelers ::-

"bhai, bag utar ke haath mein pakad lo, jagah nhi h !! "
"dhakka mat do, yaar. Aage ladies hain !! "
"arey, sab isi train mein chadhoge kya, agli khali aa rhi h !! "
"bhaisahab, aapko yaha utarna hai ? "
"ye train 'xyz' station jaayegi ? "
and the most common one -  "Uthiye please, ladies seat hai !! "

:)