Metro Incident #23

Mr. Kejriwal took Delhi Metro to reach swearing-in venue !!

Deja Vu - Courtesy :: Nayak (The Movie) 

Metro Incident #22

Season 2 ::

Le me strolling on a metro station, waiting for metro train. Notice a boy taking pictures of a girl through his phone. I went close to the girl and whispered in her ears - "aapki pics lee jaa rhi hain, please be aware !!"

The girl stared at me, raised an eyebrow and whispered back in my ear - "that boy is my brother !!"

Moral - I should try to mind my own business. :P

Metro Incident #21

News Flash :: Delhi Metro CCTV tapes land on porn site !!

Henceforth, we can now witness the Delhi crowd going MetroSexual ... 

Metro Incident #20

New excitement for metro travelers :: Vending Machines

How many of you have actually used one of these ??

Metro Incident #19

Ignorance is bliss ...

Metro Incident #18

I always feel awkward and get confused whenever a girl smiles at me ...
Kyuki samajh hi nhi aata ki "hass ke dekh rhi hai" ya "dekh ke hass rhi hai" !!

Metro Incident #17

That awkward moment when a Bengali passenger mistakes you to be a Bengali too and starts blabbering 'God knows what .. ' in his native language.

Gosh , I was only able to say " Shotti , dada !! "

Metro Incident #15

Outcomes of heart-breaks :: A boy just asked me "Ye kaun sa metro station hai ? "

The poor guy was so lost he couldn't even figure out where he is !!!
:(

Metro Incident #16

The best way to strike a conversation with a stranger in Metro - " .. garmi bahut badh gyi hai , hai na ?? "
Seriously, I have tried this many times, it always works .

Metro Incident #14

Common dialogues of Metro travelers ::-

"bhai, bag utar ke haath mein pakad lo, jagah nhi h !! "
"dhakka mat do, yaar. Aage ladies hain !! "
"arey, sab isi train mein chadhoge kya, agli khali aa rhi h !! "
"bhaisahab, aapko yaha utarna hai ? "
"ye train 'xyz' station jaayegi ? "
and the most common one -  "Uthiye please, ladies seat hai !! "

:)

Metro Fact Update #2

FACT :: 19 lakh daily commuters at Rajiv Chowk metro station in Delhi.

I doubt that the total population of Greater Noida would be more than this figure !!!

Metro Fact Update #1

FACT :: Reliance has bought Delhi Metro Airport Express Line .

FICTION :: Reliance is not the number one company of India !!!

Metro Incident #13

Two engineering girls talking in Metro :

1st       -   "Are you seeing Rohit ?"
2nd      -   "Yup !!"
1st       -   "And what about Ashish ?"
2nd      -   "That was in 2nd year, it's 3rd year now." <<Winks>>
1st       -   "But Rohit and Ashish are friends, right ?"
2nd      -   "Not any more !!"   << Smiles wickedly >>

Metro Incident #12

Found these pics over the internet.
I would really like to know who actually witnessed this incident.

( Delhi Metro is not biased to anyone ) . Lolzz ...

Metro Incident #11

I should be given a filmfare. 

Today, a “girl” offered me a seat thinking that I am sick. 

Mission Accomplished. Yo !!

Metro Incident #10

Three girls standing just next to me, returning from office I suppose. One of them takes out her tiffin wherein there are five small pieces of Apples. The girl says, “We are exhausted from office work today, lets regain energy by having apples.” 

Strange,isn't it ?  How much energy will 3 girls regain from just five small pieces of an apple??

Also notice the irony of the situation, one of them has an Apple I-phone!!

Metro Incident #9

A German girl wearing salwar-suit was standing just next to an Indian girl wearing tees and shorts. Guess who was looking more beautiful !!

Moral of the story :: Skin show only attracts attention, not appreciation !!

Metro Incident #8

This is the limit now...

I was sitting comfortably on a seat when suddenly a little girl about the age of around 5 or 7 years came to me and said – “ Uthiye please, ladies seat hai !! “ .

Metro Incident #7

A boy standing in front of me is wearing white-coloured glasses, red t-shirt, green pants, blue shoes and has an orange colour phone.

Hats off to the fashion sense of Delhites.

Metro Incident #6

A beautiful girl sitting in front of me suddenly bursts out with laughter while talking to her friend.

Guess what, her face turns all red just like a tomato due to laughing. 

Now this is what I call a really hot chick. Literally … red hot!! Lolzzz

Metro Diversity

Have had to travel via metro a lot in the past few days... on different lines.

It is interesting how things change on each line. The hairstyles in vogue, the popular ringtones, the language, the dressing sense, the travelling etiquette, they are all different, providing windows to the diverse social strata around those metro lines...

Courtesy :: Devang Nahar

Metro Incident #5

Sitting in front of me are 3 couples in different stages of life.

1- College students
2- Newly married
3- Happily married with a kid.

Where else can you find such a view? This is the beauty of Delhi Metro.

Metro Incident #4

A beautiful newly married lady, who is looking stunning in her tidily wrapped green sari, is playing that recently got famous running game on her Samsung Tab.

 Ring .. ring , the lady gets startled and picks up her I-phone. She answers the phone - “hello” …. and then she starts talking in Bhojpuri ….

Unexpected ??  This happens only in India ... 

Metro Incident #3

A person sitting next to me is reading a book titled “10 Day MBA” by “Stevin Spillbiger”.

Those who understood may laugh and those who did not, just go and watch porn.

Metro Incident #2

A localite sitting in front of me is talking on phone – “that girl says that you never show any impotence to me, you should give me impotence”.

For those wondering, he actually wanted to say “importance” but pronounced it incorrectly. Cheers to the local accent of Delhi.

Metro Incident #1

Before I start let me make it very clear that this blog has nothing to do with the movie “Life in a Metro”. I just took this name because it looks catchy and, to be frank, very aptly summarizes the content of this blog.
So guys, here goes the first incident …

One day, while I was travelling in Metro I saw a couple cuddling around in a corner. The boy was handsome but the girl was just so so. In fact, the girl was terrible. The boy has a bad taste, was my conclusion. 

After a while, when I was about to de-board the train I noticed that the girl owned a Samsung S3 plus a Nokia Lumia.  Nops, the boy does not have a bad taste…